Wholesale Blue Footed Boobie Assassin Mug

Good Morning. I See the Assassins Have Failed Mug A darkly funny morning greeting for anyone who wakes up annoyed that they are still here. One side reads, “Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.” The other side features a wide-eyed blue-footed booby standing there like it also has questions. It’s absurd, a little unhinged, and exactly the kind of humor that flies off a mug wall. Great for: Office humor and coworker gifts Bird lovers and coastal shop customers Customers who collect dark humor and sarcasm Gift shops, bookstores, and boutiques with a snark section Merchandising ideas: Pair with other “morning mood” mugs, desk gifts, and journaling items. Build a “Dark Humor” or “Dead Inside, Still Caffeinating” mug feature. Strong near checkout for impulse gifting. Key features: Original Pithitude artwork by founder Tamara Bissell Two-sided design: quote on one side, bird art on the other Printed in USA on imported materials This 11-ounce ceramic mug is dishwasher and microwave safe. Packaging + Shipping: Mugs are shipped in recyclable corrugated wraps. Shipped most economically in mixed cases of 36. Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.