Wholesale Have A Smashing Good Time On Your Birthday, Orca Card 

Perhaps you are privvy to the recent(ish) news where there have been reports of Orca Whales attacking luxury yachts? Unless you are the kind of mega-dega-rich person who makes billions of dollars every second off the backs of hard-working laborers, you might join me in thinking that this is kind of incredible. Even Orca Whales have had enough with this bullshit capitalist hellscape, and their response is punk AF! This is a card for those kinds of birthdays where mischief is encouraged, good trouble is sought, and at the end of the night some rich douchebag is left regretting their life choices upon realizing that the only thing money can’t buy is a solid gold bond with friends who squeeze every precious drop outta life and aren’t afraid to have fun, cause a ruckus, and possibly get arrested together. Designed and Letterpress Printed in Colorado Springs A2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”) Includes envelope Blank inside Packaged in a Clear Sleeve