Finally, a tea towel that understands your love life and your kitchen sink. “Don’t Worry Dishes. No One Is Doing Me Either.” It’s brutally honest, wildly relatable, and just the right mix of domestic despair and gallows humor to get you through another round of scrubbing. Whether you’re single, over it, or just embracing your independence one dirty plate at a time, this towel gets it and it’s not here to judge. Printed on white cotton with a sunny yellow stripe at the bottom, it features a retro-style housewife in an apron and bandana pointing smugly at the text. It’s giving ‘50s charm with a 2020s mood. The whole thing measures 19" x 25" and is made from 100% soft, absorbent cotton, with a handy loop on the back for drying. Hey, if nobody’s doing you or the dishes, you might as well have a towel that makes you laugh about it.