Our “Parenting: You’ll Never Be On Time, Ever Again” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. The perfect mix of honesty and humor, this card is a great choice for baby showers, new moms and dads, or any parent who knows that life with kids means running perpetually late. Details: • Letterpress printed on a vintage printing press • Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper • Ink: Black Ink • Envelope: Yellow • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best For: • Baby shower cards • New parent humor • Parenting encouragement • Everyday funny cards Merchandising Tip: Pairs perfectly with baby and parenting gifts or humor displays. This card fits seamlessly into Chez Gagné’s acrylic fixtures—countertop racks, 16-pocket spinners, or 48-pocket spinners—making it an easy add-on purchase and a strong seller in themed sections.