Feed Me Pork Scratchings And Tell Me I'm Pretty Valentines Day Card. This hilarious anniversary card works for him and for her! A funny card for your wife, husband/boyfriend, or girlfriend! Gorgeous candy coloured Valentine, anniversary or birthday card for your one and only! CARD INFO * Blank inside * Card measures 150mm x 150mm (5.9ins x 5.9ins) * Proudly designed in Wales and printed in the UK * Letter size for posting. SHIPPING & DELIVERY * Shipped via Standard Royal Mail 2nd Class * Upgrade options available at checkout * Trackable/Express Shipping available at checkout * Worldwide shipping available.