Yeah, yeah, this one's kind of crass, but you all have been practically begging for it to come back, so we did. Because we love you. What a perfect way to elegantly tell someone off! Or, for those a little less entertained by blatant crudeness, this tie makes a wonderful gift for that special woodworker or handyman/woman in your life. For Valentine's day, say what you really feel! (For a slightly gentler message, see our Heart Attack tie.)