Dark red key chain with white lettering reads "SO PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY" in classic motel key tag style. A queer twist on "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story, but better because it's actually about being gay instead of just heterosexual romance disguised as self-esteem. 📏 Specifications: 🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" 🔹 Materials: Durable plastic with metal split ring 🔹 Design: Classic hotel/motel key tag aesthetic 🔹 Color: Dark red with white lettering 🔹 Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side 🔹 Designed in NYC by GetBullish 🎯 Perfect Statement Piece Clip this to your keys, bag, or backpack to announce your trifecta of excellence. Some people are just pretty. Others are just witty. You're both, plus gay, which automatically makes you more interesting than most people at any given party. 🛍️ Retail Appeal: Perfect for Pride Month (which at GetBullish is year-round), LGBTQ retailers, progressive bookstores, and anywhere customers celebrate queer joy without apology. The playful reference to musical theater adds camp appeal while the message stands on its own as pure confidence. 🎭 Musical Theater Heritage "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story gets the gay upgrade it always deserved. Musical theater has always been queer territory anyway - might as well make it explicit. The original song was about a woman feeling good because a man likes her. This version is about feeling good because you're gay, which is objectively better reasoning. ✨ The Triple Threat Pretty, witty, and gay isn't just description - it's credentials. Pretty means you showed up looking good. Witty means you can handle conversation without boring everyone. Gay means you've already done the difficult work of being yourself despite society's objections. Combined, they're an unstoppable force at brunches, protests, and impromptu karaoke sessions. 🏳️ 🌈 Unapologetic Joy This keychain represents the shift from queer survival to queer celebration. We're past asking for tolerance or acceptance. We're pretty, witty, gay, and delightful, and if that makes straight people uncomfortable, they can work on that in therapy. Pride isn't just one month - it's a permanent state of being fabulous. 👥 Target Audience: 🏳️ 🌈 LGBTQ people celebrating their gay excellence 🎭 Musical theater gays who recognize the reference 🎄 Shops looking for stocking stuffers 🏢 About GetBullish: GetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY. 🏷️ Keywords: LGBTQ keychain, Pride key chain, gay gifts, lesbian, Pride Month, queer humor, musical theater, red keychain, motel key tag, gift for her, gift for him, stocking stuffer, kitschy gifts, funny quotes, cheap gifts, Brooklyn, getbullish