Wholesale NASA Needy Anxious Slutty Angel Space Explorer Keychain

Navy blue keychain with white text and star illustrations reads "NASA NEEDY ANXIOUS SLUTTY ANGEL" in classic motel style design. What else would it stand for? Needy Anxious Slutty Angel... in space. Finally, a space program that accurately represents our emotional complexity. 🚀 💙 Perfect Stocking Stuffer & Gift Under $15 Looking for affordable gifts celebrating space exploration and emotional problems? This cheeky keychain makes a welcome stocking stuffer, funny gift, or present for anyone whose astronaut dreams include emotional baggage and complicated relationships. 🏨 Design & Quality Inspired by classic hotel and motel key tags, this keychain features deep navy blue background with crisp white lettering and charming star illustrations. The celestial design reflects the cosmic nature of being a complex human. Durable plastic construction survives whatever galaxy your anxiety takes you to. 📏 Specifications: 🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" 🔹 Materials: High-quality plastic with metal split ring 🔹 Color: Navy blue with white text and star illustrations 🔹 Funny gift for her 🔹 Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side 🔹 Designed in NYC by a small business 🌟 Gift Ideas & Occasions: 🔹 Space lover gifts, STEM humor accessories 🔹 Anxiety awareness gifts, mental health humor 🔹 Funny gifts for women embracing their contradictions 🔹 Christmas stocking stuffers, science party favors 🔹 Birthday gifts for aspiring astronauts with feelings 🔹 Gifts for anyone whose personality needs space exploration ✨ Why Choose This Keychain: 🔹 Celebrates emotional complexity in space context 🔹 Blue with stars creates cosmic aesthetic 🔹 Appeals to women who love science and self-awareness 🔹 Perfect blend of STEM and emotional honesty 🔹 Great conversation starter about space dreams 👥 Perfect For: Women whose space fantasies include emotional support systems. Anyone whose astronaut application mentions therapy needs. Gift recipients who understand that space exploration requires emotional intelligence. People who believe the final frontier includes feelings. STEM enthusiasts with complex inner lives. 🛍️ Retail Appeal: Great for science museums, space gift shops, bookstore sidelines targeting customers who appreciate STEM humor with emotional depth. The navy and star design appeals to space enthusiasts seeking personality-driven accessories. 💝 Small Business, Big Impact Designed in NYC. Small batch production ensures quality crafts(wo)manship. Whether you're stocking space gifts or shopping for someone whose cosmic dreams include feelings, this keychain delivers humor, honesty, and stellar self-acceptance. 🏢 About GetBullish: GetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY. 🏷️ Themes: stocking stuffer, gifts under $15, funny gift, gift for her, space gifts, STEM gifts, anxiety