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Wholesale Cocaine - Funny Adult Birthday Card
Wholesale Cocaine - Funny Adult Birthday Card
Wholesale Cocaine - Funny Adult Birthday Card
Wholesale Cocaine - Funny Adult Birthday Card
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Not all of us are ready for late-night ragers, and this card gets it. Our "Cocaine" card starts with a small-print question: “Your party starts at 8? In the evening?” followed by the bold punchline: “Sorry, but we’re not all on cocaine, Susan.” A hilarious and relatable way to celebrate the joys (and realities) of getting older. Inside: "Here’s to getting older! Happy Birthday!" – because age might slow us down, but it can’t stop the laughs. Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch, complete with a label detailing the inside message and SKU for easy identification. Printed in the USA.
Details
SKU: SF-135 Made in United States Occasion Theme: Birthday Tone: Funny Weight: 19.84 g (0.7 oz) Dimensions: 14 x 10.8 cm (5.5 x 4.3 in)
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Cocaine - Funny Adult Birthday Card
These cards are great! Having them keeps customers in our store longer as they giggle and share. We will be back for more!
These cards are great! Having them keeps customers in our store longer as they giggle and share. We will be back for more!
Apr 3, 2025 • kathy • Atlanta, GA, United States
Reviews for similar products from Squirrel Friend Gifts: Birthday Card
great cards.
great cards.
Mar 11, 2025 • Tracey • Ukiah, CA, United States
These cards are hysterical. We only carry snarky cards in our shop and these fit in perfectly. Thank you to the Squirrel Friend Gifts Team!!
These cards are hysterical. We only carry snarky cards in our shop and these fit in perfectly. Thank you to the Squirrel Friend Gifts Team!!
Apr 1, 2025 • Craig • Sonoma, CA, United States
We wish the sentiments were written on the back on the card. We had to take them out of the plastic sleeves and make SKU's.
We wish the sentiments were written on the back on the card. We had to take them out of the plastic sleeves and make SKU's.
Feb 12, 2025 • emily • Albuquerque, NM, United States
cards are our top sellers and it’s so great to watch customers crack up and enjoy them
cards are our top sellers and it’s so great to watch customers crack up and enjoy them
Feb 4, 2025 • amie • Fort Myers, FL, United States

























