This listing is for ONE, THREE or FIVE "I Park Like An Asshole" car magnets. Meant to be used when you are looking for a parking space and see some jackass who parked like an asshole and you'd have a little fun by telling him. Simply pull one out of your glove compartment, purse or wallet and slap it on the suspect vehicle as you're walking by. Placement on the passenger side is best being there is a better chance of the driver to not see it. These are meant as a harmless joke. These magnets do NO damage to the vehicle! Magnets measure 3" x 1.98" Orders usually ship 1-3 business days after placing your order, BUT may take up to one week depending on how many orders are ahead of you.