If cats could speak, I'm pretty sure they'd say, "Rise and Shine, Asshole." This glorious mug features six sassy cats and their corresponding butts. As any cat owner knows, a kitty butt in the face is a perfectly commonplace way to wake up in the morning. Embrace those special moments with this perfect gift for cat lovers. This mug is available in three versions: 1. With fancy script, and all the text on one side. Text reads, "Rise and Shine, Asshole" 2. In a handwritten style, with the text wrapped around the mug. Text reads, "RISE AND SHINE...ASSHOLE" 3. Without text at all -- just cat butts! Please select your favorite version from the drop-down menu!