Black key chain with white lettering and eagle illustration reads "Real Americans Fight Fascists Not Become Them" in classic motel key tag style. For anyone who remembers that the United States literally fought a world war against fascism and finds it deeply concerning that this now counts as a controversial stance. 📏 Specifications: 🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" 🔹 Materials: Durable plastic with metal split ring 🔹 Design: Classic hotel/motel key tag aesthetic with eagle illustration 🔹 Color: Black with white lettering 🔹 Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side 🔹 Designed in NYC by GetBullish 🎯 Perfect, if Grim, Statement Piece Clip this to your keys, bag, or backpack to clarify which version of American patriotism you subscribe to. Some people think patriotism means unquestioning obedience to authority. Others remember that America's greatest generation literally fought fascists. We don't need our grandpas turning over in their graves while armed secret police round up families and pepper spray literal grandmas who dare complain. 🛍️ Retail Appeal: Moving fast in bookstores, progressive retailers, coffee shops, queer themed stores, etc. 🦅 Eagle Symbolism Reclaimed The eagle represents American ideals of freedom and democracy, not authoritarian nationalism. This keychain reclaims patriotic imagery from those who've wrapped fascist ideology in flags and eagles. Real patriotism means defending democratic principles, not blindly supporting leaders who undermine them. ⚔️ Historical Theme American soldiers stormed beaches and died fighting fascism in World War II. The Greatest Generation understood that fascism - with its authoritarianism, ultra-nationalism, scapegoating of POC, and contempt for democratic norms - was an existential threat worth dying to defeat. Somehow we've reached a point where their grandchildren wave flags while embracing the exact ideology their grandparents fought against. 👥 Target Audience: 🗳️ Voters defending democracy against authoritarian movements ⚖️ People who understand patriotism means protecting democratic values 🦅 Anyone tired of fascists claiming to represent "real America" 🏢 About GetBullish: GetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY. 🏷️ Keywords: anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, resist, fuck Trump, anti-fascist keychain, political key chain, resistance gifts, patriotic keychain, democracy gifts, bald eagle keychain, black keychain, motel key tag, election gifts, vote accessories, protest accessories, American history, quote keychains, LGBTQ, liberal, Get Bullish