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*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Do not be surprised if there's a few crayons that are actually OFFENSIVE. Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting. -24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find -Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic” -Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. “Santa’s elves”) -OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
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SKU: wholesaleholiday Made in China Weight: 140.61 g (4.96 oz) Dimensions: 2.8 x 11.2 x 6.6 cm (1.1 x 4.4 x 2.6 in)
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Holiday Edition: Offensive Crayons
We love them and most important our customers love them!
We love them and most important our customers love them!
9 dec. 2021 • NOT
Holiday Edition: Offensive Crayons
We were worried about breakages from reading reviews but we can happily report that all were in tact. Great attention to detail on packaging (love the subtle Shocker!), a laugh all round, literally. I spent the holidays alone with my cats as husband away working and no longer cool enough for my 22 yr old. Never been personally attacked by a crayon as I shovelled Chinese food into my mouth. Only downside was, our shipment arrived December 22 so have lots left. Go well with our colouring books
We were worried about breakages from reading reviews but we can happily report that all were in tact. Great attention to detail on packaging (love the subtle Shocker!), a laugh all round, literally. I spent the holidays alone with my cats as husband away working and no longer cool enough for my 22 yr old. Never been personally attacked by a crayon as I shovelled Chinese food into my mouth. Only downside was, our shipment arrived December 22 so have lots left. Go well with our colouring books
22 mars 2022 • Sammi • Lacombe, AB, Canada
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Fast shipping and good communication. Our customers are always happy to see these in the shop!
Fast shipping and good communication. Our customers are always happy to see these in the shop!
11 maj 2023 • Wendy • Richmond, VA, United States
great - very funny and unique
great - very funny and unique
21 nov. 2022 • Jennifer • redding, CT, United States
Love these crayons!!
Love these crayons!!
16 aug. 2022 • Elizabeth • Machesney Park, IL, United States
