Introducing the "Smells Like Abandonment" Candle—the ultimate desk accessory for the colleague who juggles deadlines like a circus performer and makes every coffee break feel like a vacation. With a scent that blends "Meeting Room Escape" and "Freshly Signed Contracts," this candle magically replaces office politics with an aura of "I’ve got this" confidence and "Yes, I read the email" clarity. Perfect for the coworker who brings donuts on Mondays, remembers everyone’s birthday, and always has a stapler when you need one. Burn time: long enough to outlast even the most tedious Zoom meetings. Features * Available in two sizes: * Standard sized 9 oz jar (3 x 3.