Weak Ass Bitch Wood Sign, Funny Sign This unique sign is beautifully adorned with brass nails to give it extra character. If you are looking for a different quote or a custom order, please message us! We would love to bring your vision to life. Please note that wood has natural imperfections such as knots, dents and cracks which make each sign unique and different. Sign colors may also differ due to lighting, screen resolutions and wood. No two signs will ever be exactly identical.