You could have ten unread texts, no plans on a Friday night, and a laundry pile that could qualify as a roommate. But your dog? Well, that furry friend thinks you’re crushing it. These bright blue socks (with black toes, heels, and cuffs for contrast) feature a super chill pup rocking a pair of shades and the only validation you really need: “My Dog Thinks I’m Cool.” And honestly? That’s more important than whatever Steve from accounting thinks. Made from a soft cotton blend with just enough stretch to survive daily walks, couch cuddles, and dramatic belly-rub requests, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12). Wear them while you’re scooping poop, handing out treats, or singing original songs to your furry bestie. These socks say what we’re all thinking: your dog is your biggest fan. And probably your only hype man. But we won’t go into that.