Personalised Rude Yoda Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card, Dirty Cards for Him, Cards for Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Dad, Offensive Yoda is a man of wise (albeit somewhat backwards) words, so who better to let that lucky birthday boy or girl know, that they're knocking on a bit now? With the wise Jedi Master on the front, sporting a birthday hat and clutching a balloon, we can pretty much guarantee that the message on the front (and quite possibly any message you write), will be read in his distinct, croaky voice. Perfect for any Star Wars fan, or just someone that is quite literally 'old as f*ck'. ◙ Inside Message: To You, Happy Birthday. ◙ Dimensions: 15 x 15 cm ◙ Envelope Included. Free First Class UK Delivery.