I am starting to think I need professional help. A maid, a chef, and a butler would be a great start. PLEASE NOTE: PAGES ARE NO LONGER MOUNTED – THIS PRODUCT IS THE PRINT ONLY Prints come wrapped in clear cellophane sleeves with a protective cardboard insert and Certificate of Authenticity included. Dictionary art prints are handmade from original, 100-year-old vintage Webster's Dictionary pages. Each page is delicately removed from the book by hand and printed with a whimsical saying or quote, creating a unique gift or decorative accessory for your home. THESE ARE NOT REPRODUCTIONS. Fun facts about Vintage Dictionary Art: - No two prints are alike! Designs are randomly printed on each page, making a one-of-a-kind art piece every time. - Something new made from something old. Feel the texture and patina of every dictionary page! - Versatile gift - can be framed for the perfect home or office accent.