Forget subtle. This tea towel is frosted, folded, and ready to offend. Politely, of course. The I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fuck Up Cakes tea towel serves up a layered message: equal parts sweetness and simmering hostility. Cupcakes, hearts, and a vintage palette of pink try their best to soften the blow. But let’s be real. The sentiment is loud and clear. Printed on 100% soft, absorbent cotton, it’s generously sized at 19" x 25" and finished with a built-in hang loop, making it just as functional as it is unhinged. Perfect for drying your dishes or trying your patience. In this kitchen, right here? If you didn’t come for baked goods or brutal honesty, you came to the wrong place.