Text reads: "Most Sasquatch don't live past thirty. So, you know, congrats." Perfect for the aging sasquatch who can take a joke! Cards available in A2 (4.25x5.5) or A6 (4.5x6.25) sizes and printed with genuine Epson archival inks on 60 lb. premium cardstock with envelope inside plastic sleeve. Designed with joy exclusively by Colossal Sanders.