Snowman Poop Candy Cane w/ Santa Hat – The Sweetest Holiday Disgrace ❄️💩🎅 Move over, coal. There’s a new holiday shame in town, and it’s shockingly snackable. Introducing: Snowman Poop—the peppermint-striped holiday treat you never knew you needed. It's festive. It's crunchy. It’s weirdly adorable. And yes, it comes with a mini Santa hat...because nothing says “happy holidays” like questionable snow excretions in costume. Each Snowman Poop Candy Cane is packed with sweet, crunchy candy bits that taste like pure winter joy. According to legend (probably written in crayon by Jack Frost himself), this is Old Man Winter’s favorite snack. If he’s munching it between ice storms, you know it’s legit. ✅ 12ct case, retail ready ✅ Ridiculous, hilarious, and totally gift-worthy ✅ Perfect for stuffing stockings, pranking your in-laws, or confusing your dentist Whether you're filling stockings, building the world’s weirdest candy cane display, or just embracing your inner holiday chaos goblin, Snowman Poop is the sweet, sassy treat your shop needs this season. 🎄 Warning: May cause excessive laughter, sugar highs, and awkward questions from children.