Dark red key chain with white lettering reads "STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE WEIRD" in classic motel key tag style. For anyone who's observed heterosexual behavior and wondered why they're like that. Gender reveal parties, constant unsolicited relationship advice, the obsession with making everything about their children - it's a lot. 📏 Specifications: 🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" 🔹 Materials: Durable plastic with metal split ring 🔹 Design: Classic hotel/motel key tag aesthetic 🔹 Color: Dark red with white lettering 🔹 Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side 🔹 Designed in NYC by GetBullish 🎯 Perfect Statement Piece Clip this to your keys, bag, or backpack to gently acknowledge what LGBTQ people have been thinking for decades. Some people perform elaborate gender reveal explosions for fetuses. Others just think that's objectively strange behavior and maybe heterosexuality needs examination, not celebration. 🛍️ Retail Appeal: Perfect for Pride Month and year-round queer spaces, LGBTQ retailers, progressive bookstores, and anywhere customers appreciate reversing the usual discourse. 🏳️ 🌈 Turning the Tables This keychain flips the script: from a queer perspective, straight culture is bizarre. The performative gender norms, the wedding industrial complex, the assumption that everyone wants to hear about their kids, the inability to be friends with the opposite sex without romantic tension - it's genuinely confusing behavior. 💒 Straight Culture Examined Straight people have: engagement ring requirements, elaborate proposal expectations, gendered everything for babies, assumptions that all friendships lead to romance, Disney princess fantasies, "happy wife happy life" merchandise, and somehow think queer people are the ones making everything about sexuality. The cognitive dissonance is fascinating. 😂 Reclaiming "Weird" For years, straight people have used "weird" to marginalize LGBTQ identities. This keychain reclaims the word and redirects it where it belongs - at the genuinely strange aspects of heterosexual culture that everyone's just accepted as normal. Sometimes the majority is weird and the minority is just observing accurately. 👥 Target Audience: 🏳️ 🌈 LGBTQ people tired of being called the "different" ones 😏 Anyone who finds heterosexual culture genuinely confusing 🎄 Shops looking for stocking stuffers 🏢 About GetBullish: GetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY. 🏷️ Themes: LGBTQ+ keychain, Pride key chain, queer gifts, gay humor, funny Pride gifts, Pride Month, red keychain, motel key tag, stocking stuffer, gift for her, gift for him, kitschy gifts, funny quotes, cheap gifts, Brooklyn, gay, lesbian, feminist, get bullish