Mom’s Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun Welcome to a twisted little tale told in the sugary-sweet style of a bedtime book… if your bedtime story was ghostwritten by a half-sober stand-up comic who just finished parenting class and failed spectacularly. “Mom’s Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun” is a hilarious, irreverent parody of those classic children's books—with the look and feel of a wholesome storybook, and the filthy grown-up humor of a barstool confessional. This delightfully inappropriate cartoon book tells the story of a world where adulting is a wild ride—complete with stoner grandpas, juice boxes laced with "spice," expired meat side-hustles, and moms who call edible binges “self-care.” It's a ride through questionable parenting choices, chaotic family moments, and scenes that toe the line between dysfunctional and disturbingly familiar. Inside these cheerful-looking pages, you’ll meet: * A mom who hides her gummies better than she hides her trauma * Kids who pray to Judge Judy instead of Jesus * A grandma who stores gasoline like it’s kombucha * A kid who knows exactly what a time-share scam looks like * And a whole parking lot of degenerates at the dispensary “Mom’s Magic Gummies” is written in easy-to-read rhyme, making it perfect for adults who want to feel like they’re reading a bedtime story without the burden of actual parenting. It’s the kind of book that makes you laugh out loud, then question whether you’re doing okay. (Spoiler alert: you’re not—but at least you’re laughing.) This Funny Book Makes the Perfect Joke Gift for Grown-Ups Who: * Enjoy dark, edgy humor that hides behind cheerful illustrations * Love gag gifts and want to dominate the white elephant party * Need a clever stoner gift or weed-themed birthday present * Appreciate an offbeat adult humor book with some bite * Are parents, former kids, or simply messed up in a fun way Give it as a Christmas gift for the family misfit, a birthday gift for your high-functioning burnout friend, or a joke gift for the mom who "needs a minute". Pair it with actual gummies (or don't, your call) and watch the laughter roll in. It’s colorful. It’s crass. It’s a car crash of parenting satire, and you’ll love every wrecked rhyme. Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun is the adult humor book you didn’t know you needed—until you were three glasses in and hate-scrolling Amazon. It's not for kids. It’s barely for adults. But it’s perfect for you. Free worldwide shipping! Get your autographed copy of this book today. I have a limited number of these in stock. Once they're gone, they won't show up here anymore. If you're just looking to grab a copy of the book on Amazon here are the links. * United States * Canada * UK * Australia * Germany * France * Spain * Italy * Japan You can choose an optional message to go with your signature. Thanks for your support. Brad