This sassy birthday card delivers a savage laugh: “This card sucks harder than you at a gloryhole.” Ideal for fans of edgy humor, it’s sure to make the birthday honoree chuckle—and maybe turn a little red. A daring and playful way to celebrate with a cheeky edge! Made with high-quality matte cardstock and paired with a recycled kraft envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own spicy note. Whether for your partner, spouse, or a friend who loves a good roast, this Sleazy Greetings card brings the perfect mix of humor and affection. - Perfect gift for boyfriend, wife, or significant other - Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message - Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip.