Black keychain with white lettering reads "JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF THERE, FUCKITY MCFUCKERSON" in classic motel style design. For when regular profanity isn't strong enough and you need to elevate your cursing to an art form. Sometimes people deserve creative insults. 🖤 🖤 Perfect Stocking Stuffer & Gift Under $15 Looking for affordable gifts with maximum profanity? This unapologetic keychain makes a welcome stocking stuffer, gag gift, or present for anyone who appreciates cursing elevated to poetry. 🏨 Design & Quality Inspired by classic hotel and motel key tags, this keychain features bold black background with crisp white lettering for maximum impact. The high contrast design ensures your creative profanity is impossible to ignore. Durable plastic construction survives whatever situations require such colorful language. 📏 Specifications: 🔹 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" 🔹 Materials: High-quality plastic with metal split ring 🔹 Color: Black with white lettering 🔹 Unisex appeal - funny gift for him or anyone who swears creatively 🔹 Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side 🔹 Designed in NYC by a small business 🤬 Gift Ideas & Occasions: 🔹 Gifts for him, unisex humor gifts 🔹 Adult humor gifts, profanity appreciation presents 🔹 Funny gifts for people who curse like poets 🔹 Christmas stocking stuffers, holiday party favors 🔹 Secret Santa exchanges, gag gifts 🔹 Birthday gifts for people with sailor mouths ✨ Why Choose This Keychain: 🔹 Elevates profanity to creative art form 🔹 Classic black and white design creates bold statement 🔹 Perfect conversation starter for fellow swearing enthusiasts 🔹 Appeals to people who appreciate creative cursing 👥 Perfect For: People whose vocabulary includes impressive curse word combinations. Anyone who believes swearing is a legitimate form of self-expression. People who understand that sometimes situations require creative fuck deployment. Anyone whose friends expect colorful language. 🛍️ Retail Appeal: Great for novelty stores, adult humor shops, bookstore sidelines targeting customers who appreciate maximum profanity merchandise. 💝 Small Business, Big Impact Supporting a small business that believes creative cursing deserves celebration and quality craftsmanship. Small batch production ensures attention to detail. Whether you're stocking adult humor or shopping for someone who swears like Shakespeare, this keychain delivers maximum profanity and unapologetic attitude. 🏢 About GetBullish: GetBullish was founded as a blog in 2010 and now is a gift shop, online magazine, and wholesale line of fun, funny, and often empowering items, all shipped from our sunny little warehouse in Brooklyn, NY. 🏷️ Themes: stocking stuffer, gifts under $15, funny gift, gift for him, unisex gifts, sweary gifts, profanity, inappropriate language, curse words, adult humor, black keychain, keychain, motel keychain, bookstore sidelines, small business, designed in NYC, funny quotes