This card takes that innocent, wholesome 1970s vintage children’s book aesthetic and absolutely flips the script with a wildly inappropriate yet undeniably funny message. Whether you're giving it to your best friend, a sibling, or someone who thrives on humor that’s a little extra, it’s the perfect mix of nostalgic charm and modern-day savagery. Because let’s be real—even sluts deserve a happy birthday, right? 🎂🎉 Printed on high-quality cardstock with a premium matte finish, this hilarious birthday card is designed to make your bestie or sibling laugh out loud. Measuring 5 inches by 7 inches, it features a blank interior, giving you plenty of space to write the perfect message—whether it's heartfelt, savage, or somewhere in between. Proudly made in Colorado, USA, this card comes with a kraft envelope and an easy-to-use adhesive strip for a hassle-free seal. - Perfect gift for family, partner or friend - Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank space for personalized message - Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging - Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish - Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)