Wholesale Food, Family Issues, Monkey | Sarcastic Thanksgiving Card

Some Families Bring Mashed Potatoes. Others Bring Decades of Emotional Baggage This card is for anyone who’s mastered the art of smiling through awkward conversations, changing the subject at the right moment, and reaching for another dinner roll when things get tense. Sarcastic, relatable, and just absurd enough to make everyone at the table laugh — or at least knowingly nod. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who’s survived a holiday dinner with both a full plate and a full emotional load. Send it before the gathering as a knowing wink, or after as a shared debrief. Features a colorful vintage-style chimpanzee juggling five emoji faces — shocked, dead-eyed, tongue-out, laughing, and stressed — against a playful pink background with blue maple leaves. Bold blue block typography at the top reads: “THANKSGIVING: WHERE EVERYONE BRINGS A SIDE DISH & UNRESOLVED ISSUES.” Finished with a flowing “Happy Thanksgiving” script at the bottom. Specifications: - Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7") - Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock - Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin-free - Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included - Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation - Inside: Blank