When love and humor collide, you get this incredible greeting card that celebrates the beauty of your relationship. And also big butts. Featuring a stunningly detailed pencil and watercolor portrait of the northern hemisphere’s foremost connoisseur of curvy assets, this card is the perfect blend of cheekiness and affection that will leave your partner laughing, and yet still feeling really, really adored somehow. If you can't figure out what to write in a birthday card for your girlfriend, boyfriend, and probably not your podiatrist, let this funny friendship card do the talking for you. Details — Size: 5” × 7” Inside: blank for your message Paper: heavyweight matte (white) Envelope: speckled kraft paper A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC. © Pretty Good Cards, LLC