Stress got you feeling a bit... tense? Time to squeeze the shaft of serenity. 🍄 Meet the Stress Mushroom – your phallic little friend designed to help you decompress, destress, and maybe giggle like a teenager. Soft, squishy, and suspiciously shaped, it’s the ultimate stress relief tool for people who like their therapy with a side of innuendo. Whether it’s work pressure, existential dread, or just a bad case of the Mondays, wrap your hand around this mushroom and give it a good squish. It’s weirdly satisfying – emotionally and tactilely. Each Stress Mushroom includes: 🍄 One stress-relieving, questionably-shaped fungi ✋ A delightfully firm yet squishable texture 😏 A design that’s not subtle – and proud of it 🧠 A safe outlet for life’s pent-up frustrations Ideal for: 💼 Desk stress relief with a side of smut 🎁 Funny Christmas stocking fillers UK 😂 Friends who appreciate a good double entendre ❤️ People who like their self-care slightly inappropriate