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Add a little sass to your kitchen with this cheeky "If I Were a Bird..." cotton dishtowel (28" x 19"). Featuring the bold and humorous phrase—"If I were a bird, I know who to shit on."—this towel is perfect for those who appreciate a little attitude with their chores. Made from 100% absorbent cotton, it’s great for drying dishes, wiping spills, or simply making a statement. Whether as a gift for a friend with a sharp sense of humor or a fun addition to your own kitchen, this towel is sure to get some laughs!
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SKU: 7199-967 Made in India Weight: 9.07 g (0.32 oz) Dimensions: 71.1 x 45.7 x 0.4 cm (28 x 18 x 0.2 in)
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I placed a test order, and the result: Exceptional product quality! Super fast delivery. Order with confidence. Thank you!
I placed a test order, and the result: Exceptional product quality! Super fast delivery. Order with confidence. Thank you!
Oct 14, 2021 • Valérie • Issoire, France
Better than expected. Great quality and quick shipping! We'll be ordering more. Thank you Park Designs
Better than expected. Great quality and quick shipping! We'll be ordering more. Thank you Park Designs
Apr 30, 2026 • Rustic Daisy • Vandalia, OH, United States
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