Too much bass, not enough braincells 💖🔊 This chaotic rave-themed birthday card celebrates the messy friend who’s always double-fisting water bottles, losing their stuff, and still somehow main character energy. Perfect for festival lovers, EDM besties, and the silly menace you keep around anyway. Give it to: • party-girl besties • festival + rave friends • club goblins • chaotic birthday icons 💌 Card Specs • Size: 4" × 6" (101 × 152 mm) • Premium heavyweight cardstock • Vibrant toner-based print • Includes envelope • Blank inside for your message ✨ Sparkly, silly, and rave-core approved.