Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies! ______________ What's in the Box? - A BIG, soft throw blanket. 60" x 80" to be exact! - Dutch Oven Kits Recipe Card Featuring The Classic Dutch Oven + 3 more ways to fart on your favorite person! - Stickers! - *Farts not included.* **Our blankets do not make fart noises or trap farts in any special way. They're awesome blankets packaged with hilarious goodies that will make whoever is receiving them laugh their butt off!** Your Choice of 3 Great Blanket Colors (In order of popularity): Cracked Rat (Gray) Tactical Green Silent But Deadly (Black) ______________ - All of our throw blankets are 100% Microfiber fleece, Machine Washable and Tumble Dryable (Just in case!)