What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms of course. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of this forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit this magical wonderland. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, each bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, has No Peanuts, and No Soy. We also understand that the magical mushrooms they eat taste a lot like Cake Batter..which makes sense since unicorns love sparkly cupcakes and skittles. This is the freshest, softest, tastiest unicorn poop on the planet.