Wholesale Shared Trauma: Layoffs Candle - 13 oz Wood Wick

If you get the axe, start grinding. The Layoffs Candle Smells like: Severance Package: Worn leather, citron For anyone who has been "Impacted by a restructuring." For those whose jobs have been "made redundant." For the folks who had their role eliminated in a "change in direction" or a "pivot in strategy." And, of course, in honor of those left behind to clean up the mess, because the workload never really decreases... The Layoff candle, in fragrance "Severance Package," is a bittersweet symphony of finally getting paid for that PTO you had saved up. It delivers the energy and zen vibes you need for endless resume edits, applications that make you submit a resume and then also fill out a hundred boxes copy-pasting your work history from your resume, chatgpt-ing cover letters, and putting enough spin on your experience dealing with bad management to make you sound TED-Talk inspiring. For those still gainfully employed, it's the perfect gift to give to ease the awkwardness about your friends being laid off and wanting to go to brunch while you still have to work your nine to five. Details: 100% Soy Wax, sustainably sourced 1 crackling wood wick Fragrance: "Severance Package," notes of citrus fruits, leather, and incense Dimensions: 3"D x 5"H Weight: 1 lbs 9 oz Net Weight: 13 oz Estimated burn time: 100 hours ___ About the Shared Trauma Candle collection: It's retail therapy, but literal. Some candles smell like "fresh linen." Ours smell like the things you're still not over. Shared Trauma is a hand-poured soy candle line that says the quiet part out loud — every name mines the absurd little disasters of being a person right now, the stuff that's funnier once it's a scent on a shelf instead of a Tuesday. It's the rare product that closes its own sale. Customers pick it up to show whoever they're shopping with, read the label aloud, laugh, and walk it to the register before they've thought about whether they need another candle (they don't; they buy it anyway). The joke gets it to the shelf. The fragrance — genuinely good, true-to-name — is what gets them to reorder. Why it earns its shelf space: Impulse-priced, gift-obvious. The perfect "I have to get this for someone" pickup — and the someone is usually themselves too. Sells itself. No signage, no sampling, no sales pitch. The label is the pitch. Built for every occasion. Birthdays, breakups, promotions, divorces, get-well-soons, "sorry your job is like that" — the collection has a candle for it. Repeat-worthy scents. The humor drives the first sale; the quality drives the reorder. Photographs like merch. Customers post it, tag it, and do your marketing for free. Interested in this candle unbranded? Check out our White Label collections!