Celebrate in Style with a Handmade Touch! 'i'm not saying you're old but if you were milk i'd sniff you first' funny handmade birthday card. Inside message is 'happy birthday!' The perfect way to bring a smile (and a chuckle) to their special day! Card measures 3.5 in. x 4.87 in. and the envelope measures 3.62 in. x 5.12 in. Each card is individually wrapped with self-sealing cellophane bag. Card holder inserts can be provided for spindle display upon request. 🎨 What Makes It Special? ✔ Handcrafted with Love – Each card is uniquely designed with quality materials ✔ Playful & Quirky Message – Perfect for lighthearted, fun-loving friendships ✔ Premium Kraft Brown Cardstock – Durable and elegant, making it a keepsake-worthy gift ✔ Happy Birthday Message Inside – Plenty of space for your personal message ✔ Great for Friends with a Sense of Humor – Whether you’re the lightweight or the heavyweight in the friendship, this card is sure to be a hit!