Love / Partner / Card / Greeting / Phantom / Phantom Of The Opera / Romantic / Funny / Hilarious / Geeky / Goth / Gothic / Spooky / Bookish Front: "Because I love you" Inside : "I had planned on becoming a multi-faceted genius, constructing an elaborate two-way mirror, haunting you for years, convincing you I was a ghost, and mentoring you in the ways of music before abducting you to my impossibly well-appointed candlelit lair for a night of unbridled passion… Then I thought, 'meh ... a card is just as good." Inflict your strange & unusual sense of humor on unsuspecting friends & family with this DreaDful greeting card! I write them all myself, and use my art for the fronts, so it's safe to say, NO ONE else will have a card like this. Yours will be unique memorable, maybe even a little TOO memorable. It's important to read the INSIDE of all of my cards to get the full picture. All of my DreaDful greeting cards are 5x7 inches, come with a lovely red envelope.