This funny coping mechanisms sticker is for anyone who’s turned impulsive spending, stress-snacking, excessive napping, and fictional character crushes into a full-on lifestyle brand. Featuring the phrase “Coping mechanisms? I’ve got them all: impulsive spending, excessive napping, stress-snacking, and emotionally bonding with fictional characters. At this point, it’s a lifestyle brand.”, this 3-inch glossy vinyl sticker perfectly sums up chaotic self-care. Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl, this sticker is ready for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere you want to showcase your commitment to survival-through-chaos. It’s equal parts relatable and hilarious—just like your coping strategies. * 3” glossy vinyl sticker, waterproof & weatherproof * Funny coping mechanisms / mental health humor sticker * Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or phone cases * Great gift for book lovers, anxious friends, or anyone with “quirky” coping skills Because if life gives you lemons, at least you can buy stickers, take a nap, and call it branding.