PASS Tee – “Pastie is for Strippers” If you came to Michigan asking for a "pastie," bless your little tourist heart—but you just ordered a stripper, not a meat pie. Around here, it’s pasty (rhymes with nasty), and we take that flaky, carb-loaded Yooper goodness seriously. This tee is your official hall pass to mock every fudgie who gets it wrong—and look damn good doing it. Don’t be a pastie. Be a pasty badass. Grab this shirt, strut like a Yooper, and educate the masses—one mispronounced snack at a time. 👉 Add to cart and pass the pasty, not the pole.