Celebrate another day of peaceful coexistence with our hilariously edgy "I Didn’t Stab Anyone Today" award ribbon! This tongue-in-cheek ribbon is perfect for those moments when life feels like a bit of a struggle, but hey, you made it through without any drama! Ideal for friends, family, or anyone with a quirky sense of humor, this ribbon is sure to get some laughs. • Satin Ribbon • Gold Foil • Ribbon measures 1.5” x 6” • Includes “Award To: / From:” printed card stock • Packaged in a cellophane hang tab sleeve