Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold | Hardcover | PERFORMING ARTS/Comedy It’s the one time of year when the divine and the debutantes all take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. And no one does it better than the South. But successfully navigating the holiday season is much more complex than Santa’s Midnight Journey. There are pitfalls hotter than any chimney—and social situations slippier than any roof! But with The Official Guide to Christmas in the South, the most determined partygiver and the cultishly curious will find all the information they need on everything from etiquette to tinsel—presented with a clarity that rivals the glow of Rudolph’s red nose. Discover: • The magic of aerosol (or successful decorating with a stiff spritz!)