Add some bold holiday humor to your card wall with this nutcracker-themed gem that reads: “I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.” Featuring a classic nutcracker illustration with major attitude, this funny Christmas card puts a cheeky twist on tradition and is perfect for anyone who likes their holiday spirit with a little sass. Printed in the USA on eco-friendly recycled cardstock, this A2 greeting card (4.25" x 5.5") is blank inside for your own witty or warm holiday message. Comes with a kraft envelope and looks fantastic in any festive display. Perfect for gift shops, bookstores, and stationery boutiques that love holiday cards with personality, pop culture references, and just the right amount of pun. Perfect for: nutcracker fans, hip-hop heads, pun lovers, and anyone who crushes the holidays—literally or figuratively.