Wholesale Buy a Vowel Wooden Ornament

Need a laugh? This tongue-in-cheek “Buy a Vowel” Ornament brings the sass and sarcasm in perfect holiday form. Modeled after a classic game show puzzle (with a very clear message), this ornament is a hilarious conversation starter for anyone who loves edgy humor with a rustic twist. Laser-engraved on a two-tone wood background and finished with a buffalo plaid bow and wooden bead accent, it’s a favorite for adult stocking stuffers, gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, or just to hang on your “honestly, I’ve had enough” tree. Product Details: Approx. 3.5" layered wood ornament Laser engraved “game board” with missing vowels Reads: “Would you like to buy a vowel?” Includes twine, bead accents, and holiday bow For mature audiences only (but totally worth it) Perfect for: White elephant parties, gag gifts, besties with a wild side, and anyone who deserves a little not-so-subtle holiday spirit.