[Ryland Peters & Small] Life advice from a very wise wiener dog. Are you short of time, short of friends, or just short in general? From relationships to how to handle yourself in an argument and surviving in the big city, Dhillon the Dachshund will teach you all of life’s valuable lessons. This little dog has bags of personality, isn’t afraid to use his voice, and has learnt to adapt to—and navigate—the pitfalls of the modern world. In this hilarious guide, Dhillon imparts his words of wisdom on love, life, and everything in between.