Wholesale Funny Cocktail Napkins – “I Need a Cocktail. Hold the Tail"

Funny Cocktail Napkins are a high-impact novelty essential designed for customers who love witty, sarcastic, and alcohol-inspired humor. Featuring the phrase “I NEED A COCKTAIL. HOLD THE TAIL,” these napkins instantly deliver a laugh and set the tone for any social gathering. Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills. Sized at 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded), they combine everyday functionality with bold personality-driven humor that performs strongly in retail environments. Perfect for gift shops, boutique retailers, liquor stores, party supply shops, home décor stores, and checkout counter displays. These napkins are especially popular for cocktail parties, girls’ nights, birthdays, bachelorette parties, happy hours, and weekend entertaining.