Wholesale Patron Saint of the Matrix

Meet our Keanu Reeves–inspired Saint Candle—because every altar deserves a little cinematic enlightenment. Light it when you need wisdom, patience, good vibes, or the strength to dodge life's hits. Whether you're escaping the Matrix, surviving Monday, or manifesting your next great adventure, this candle is here to keep watch. Featuring a sacred-heart-inspired design, radiant halo, and rich Renaissance-style artwork, it's perfect for movie lovers, collectors, and anyone whose shrine includes equal parts incense and pop culture. ✨ Blessed are those who choose the red pill. Keanu-inspired parody art prayer candle. 8" unscented candle. 100-hour burning. Digital artwork is printed on high-quality, fade-proof vinyl It's easy being green! We use recycled and eco-friendly packing materials whenever possible. Please help by reusing or recycling your packaging! Keep your altar safe! Always trim your candle wicks to 1/4" before burning and never leave unattended. Sign up for the mailing list to receive special discounts and find out when new saints are added!