Wholesale Schadenfreude

Deep in the heart of the Black Forest, Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. foragers tirelessly comb the leafy paths for this premium-quality, imported Schadenfreude. Enjoy one gallon's worth of the thrill of cackling at your enemy's downfall - but indulge with care. Too much Schadenfreude will permanently wrinkle your soul.  Sourced in the Negative Zone, Vengeance is a key ingredient in any ill-thought out vigilante mission or midnight ambush on a rival lair. As with all Negative Zone products, extended use is not advised, as prolonged thoughts of vengeance may cause skin irritation and bitter odors. Contrary to popular belief, Vengeance works at any temperature. Proceeds from the sale of this can benefit 826NYC, a nonprofit organization encouraging the exploration of endless possibilities through the power of writing.