Wholesale Wooden Beam Me Up Coaster - Funny Sci-Fi Gift

A tongue-in-cheek coaster with alien encounters and cosmic commentary, more sarcastic than sci-fi. Laser-engraved on solid hardwood and backed with cork to protect surfaces. A strong fit for bookstore cafes, gift shops, and humor displays at a sub-$10 impulse price. A fun stocking stuffer, birthday grab, or white elephant gift for the sci-fi fan, the humor shopper, or anyone who likes their drinkware with personality. Handcrafted in our Hamilton, Ohio workshop from sustainably sourced pale Maple or deep Walnut. Every order plants a tree and pulls plastic from the ocean through our Greenspark partnership. * 1 coaster * Solid Maple or Walnut with cork backing * About 4 inches across * Food-safe oil and wax finish * Handmade in Hamilton, Ohio Quick Facts - MSRP $9.00 (50% margin / keystone) - Solid hardwood — no plywood, no veneer - Available woods: Maple, Walnut - Dimensions: 4.0 x 4.0 x 0.25 in - Great for: housewarming and hostess gifts, cozy nature-inspired home decor - Made in Hamilton, Ohio - A tree planted + ocean plastic removed every order (Greenspark) - 1-year warranty