“What’s the happiest animal in the world?” asks Lasso. The player, puzzled, says he has no idea. “Goldfish,” Lasso replies. “You know why the goldfish is the happiest animal on earth?” Again, the player has no clue. “Got a 10 second memory,” answers Lasso. Then he says one more thing before sending the player back on the pitch. “Be a goldfish.” Part of my Ted Lasso Collection! Brown/ Golden hat with Black text.