This is likely the worst, most offensive card ever to be created. It's perfect as it is horrible. This card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a lot sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.