If you want to remind your father that he’s doing alright, in a slightly sarcastic way, then this kitschy gift will remind you that there’s worse dads out there. Your dad isn’t Walter White or Darth Vader — Sith Lord and or Drug Lord —, or Tywin Lannister! Not so great dudes. Each bad dad comes with a witty rhymed couplet that you’ll hope doesn’t actually represent your father.